Hayden says the Darndest Things!

I can't believe my little Hayden is going to be 3 in just another month :(. Actually I can, it is hard to believe that this little wide eyed, smarty pants, that talks your ears off is only 2! She is very mature for her age, I just can't believe it sometimes how she understands things and puts them together. Sometimes I have to watch myself because I forget she is the smartest booger on the block and could rat me out to everyone I know (including Daddy). Not only that she is hilarious. She says the darndest things. I started posting on facebook the "Hayden quote of the day" we have had some good ones that I thought I would share for my records and so some day I can say to her "see even at 2 you were smart now you need to go to college and get straight A's".

09/21/2010 - Hayden tells me tonight "Mamma sometimes I fake cry" GREAT!

09/29/2010 - "Mamma that dudes butts crackin out" after we saw a guy gardening with his crack showing.

09/30/2010 - Hayden has been a pill lately so we finally told her we were going to take everything out of her room and she would have to sleep on the floor. Her response "are you lying to me?"

11/03/2010 - I love my Hayden, but if she says "Mom we don't hsay YA we say YES" to me one more time I am going to scream!

12/08/2010 - Had to explain to Hayden tonight how it is not nice to have 2 boyfriends! Boy those teenage years are going to be fun.

1/17/2011 - Watching hockey with Hayden, there was a hooking penalty. Her response "hooking, leave the hooking to your sister". I will have to thank someone at hockey for that one!

1/31/2011 - Hayden: Can I pick what we have for lunch today? Me: Sure, what would you like? Hayden: Candy, lots and lots of candy!

2/2/2011 - Hayden: Mamma suposively you are ridiculous! Me: Really? Where did you hear that? Hayden: Daddy! - BUSTED!

2/7/2011 - Hayden is in her bed talking on her princess phone saying "Lizon, can you take me
on a date for Valentine's day. I want pizza, now please"

2/13/2011 - "Not fair, daddy's chonies (underwear) have pockets, I want chonies with pockets"

I have a Love/Hate relationship with this picture...I love that she looks so grown up and I hate that she looks so grown up.